Welcome to my blog...It's more of an occasional-random-quirky-thought blog or a check-out-this-cool-link blog than one of those this-is-what-i-had-for-breakfast-today-and-these-are-my-feelings-about-life blogs and it's definitely not one of those awful i'm-useful-and-have-important-things-to-say-and-i'm-contributing-to-society blogs. Enjoy.
Sunday, November 07, 2004
Okay, so I may have ended up at the River Rock Casino Resort on Friday night... with Canada's largest poker room. But the most entertaining thing I saw was the Winning for Dummies Slot machine. Too funny.
Thursday, November 04, 2004
Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape -- MarryAnAmerican
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
"What If Bush Wins" by a panel of 16 writers. Anyone else feel like they're watching a bad movie?
Monday, November 01, 2004
So Halloween has come and gone, and I'm a year older. -sigh- This is the best story from the Halloween festivities this year...
There was an attractive woman dressed up as a 'female jedi'. We talked and joked around for a bit. I asked her if she could play a jedi mind trick on me, and it went like...
JEDI: "You will buy me a drink"
DAVE: "I will buy you a drink"
[We start heading to the bar]
[She stops, turns around & grabs her friend]
JEDI: "And my friend too"
DAVE: "And your friend too"
[Time elapses & I bump into the 2 girls again]
[I hang out with them for a bit and then she says the line of the night...]
JEDI: "These aren't the girls you're looking for... Move along"
I'm still laughing