Formal CV
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Informal CV
Jesse Hoey is an Associate Professor in the School of Computer Science at the University of Waterloo. He is a Cheriton Faculty Fellow 2014-2017.

Jesses Picture
Jesse thinks it is very important to:
be wicked good.



In his past lives, he has been (in no particular order):
a postdoc at the University of Toronto:

a visiting professor at INRIA in Sophia-Antipolis, France

a Dundee Devil:

a biker:

a nuclear physicist:

a whitewater canoeist:

a treeplanter:

a lecturer at the University of Dundee (Scotland)

a PhD student at UBC:

a graduated PhD student at UBC:

an oceanographer:

Fantasy CV
  • August 24th, 410 AD: Sacked Rome (with Alaric and Visigoths)
  • August, 1000 AD: Encountered North American Indigenous peoples, Newfoundland (with Leif Erikson and Vikings)
  • June 8th, 1924: Climbed Mt. Everest (with Mallory and Irvine, who didn't make it back down RIP boys)
  • August 20th, 1970: Held the title of the youngest person in the world for approximately 300ms
  • August 16th, 1974: Attended the first Ramones concert at CBGB, NYC (with Dee-Dee, Johnny, Joey, Tommy)
  • May 24th, 1986 Won Stanley Cup (with Patrick Roy, Bob Gainey and the Montreal Canadiens - GO HABS GO!)
Jesse Bio Quiz
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2. Whose hand is Jesse holding in this picture?
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3. Whose house is Jesse standing in front of in this picture?
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4. What event took place in this room in June, 1956?
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5. Who is Jesse getting cosy with in this picture??
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