Song Information
Song Artist(s):Corky & The Juice Pigs
Song Title:The Church
Year:1994

Album Information
Album:Pants
Track:9

Track Classification
Genre:Rock 1980s
MusicBrainz Genre:Comedy

Audio
20 sec. sample

Lyrics
Original Source:LyricWiki
I belong to the church of the well-endowed man
My member's big as a grizzly bear's head
My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me

I'm proud of the width and the length of my part
You should see me break the young girls' hearts
I always draw a crowd when I take a pee

Well I don't mean to brag but my main piece drags
And when I got to bed the mattress sags
It's hard to doze when you're long as a firehose
Oh lemmee tell ya...

We belong to the church of the well-endowed man
If you measured us in feet we'd be over ten
Thank you lord for making us well-endowed men

Thank you lord for making us well-endowed men.

Track Information
Published Time:1:27
Measured Time:1:27
Traktor Peak dB: 0.026
Traktor Perceived dB: 2.769

Mix Information
Mixmeister BPM:105.7
Traktor BPM: 105.8 (100.0%)
Mixmeister Key:G m

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Song Artist:Corky & The Juice Pigs
Song Title:The Church
First Release Year:1994

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