Song Information
Song Artist(s):Monty Python
Song Title:Bruces' Philosophers Song

Album Information
Album:Monty Python Sings

Track Classification
MusicBrainz Genre:Comedy

20 sec. sample

Original Source:LyricWiki
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his dram.

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart,
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

Track Information
Published Time:0:54
Measured Time:0:54
Traktor Peak dB: 0.178
Traktor Perceived dB: 1.329

Mix Information
Mixmeister BPM:125.8
Traktor BPM: 121.0 (100.0%)
Mixmeister Key:G#m

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