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Monty Python
Every Sperm Is Sacred

Song Information
Song Artist(s):Monty Python
Song Title:Every Sperm Is Sacred
Year:1989

Album Information
Album:Monty Python Sings
Track:11

Track Classification
Genre:Special
MusicBrainz Genre:Comedy

Audio
20 sec. sample

Lyrics
Original Source:LyricWiki
DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Track Information
Published Time:4:34
Measured Time:4:34
Traktor Peak dB: 0.860
Traktor Perceived dB: 2.009

Mix Information
Mixmeister BPM:115.3
Traktor BPM: 173.9 (100.0%)
Mixmeister Key:A m

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MusicBrainz PUID:22098cce-d36a-12b3-6843-9c515d84e98d

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Song Artist:Monty Python
Song Title:Every Sperm Is Sacred
First Release Year:1989

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