Song Information
Song Artist(s):Monty Python
Song Title:Medical Love Song
Year:1989

Album Information
Album:Monty Python Sings
Track:9

Track Classification
Genre:Special
MusicBrainz Genre:Comedy/Soundtrack

Audio
20 sec. sample

Lyrics
Original Source:LyricWiki
Inflammation of the foreskin
Reminds me of your smile
I've had balanital chancroids
For quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU (Non-Specific Urethritis)
That lovely night in June
I ache for you, my darling,
And I hope you'll get well soon

My penile warts, your herpes,
My syphilitic sore,
Your monilial infection
How I miss you more and more
Your dobies itch my scrum-pox
Ah, lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying
When we said that we were clear

Our syphilitic kisses,
Sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules
With a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis
Sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus
When your spirochetes met mine

Gonococcal urethritis
Streptococcal balanitis
Meningomyelitis
Diplococcal catholitis
Epidydimitis
Interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic coronitis
And anterior ureitis.

My clapped-out genitalia
Is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
Every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes
Are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange
And my balls are turning green

My heart is very tender
Though my parts are awful raw
You might have been infected
But you never were a bore
I'm dying of your love, my love
I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science
But I'm afraid they've turned it down

Gonococcal urethritis
Streptococcal balanitis
Meningomyelitis
Diplococcal catholitis
Epidydimitis
Interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic coronitis
And anterior ureitis.

Track Information
Published Time:3:34
Measured Time:3:34
Traktor Peak dB: 0.190
Traktor Perceived dB: 2.519

Mix Information
Mixmeister BPM:135.1
Traktor BPM: 136.9 (100.0%)
Mixmeister Key:A m

External Cross-Referencing
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MusicBrainz MusicDNS
Song Artist:Monty Python
Song Title:Medical Love Song
First Release Year:1980

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